Riot and Frolic

a mostly ballroom dance, but also a bunch of other stuff, blog

  • This is not a post about meal planning.  It's a post about not meal planning.

    Despite my good intentions and a chalkboard clearly labeled "MENU", I have purged my meal-planning diet and fallen into a nasty "what the heeeelll is in this here kitchen?" habit at meal times.  

    Then that stupid Pinterest website shows me all these nifty things I could try and since it's nearly winter where the sun sets at 2pm, what else am I going to do?

    Here's my proposed trials for the next couple weeks:

    The Shrinking Kitchen has menu plans (with included shopping lists- wha?!- for free).  They have meals with ingredients I actually like to eat, too, not some over-fattening, cream cheese-based-everything casserole-glop.  Gingery Pork Lettuce Wraps?  OKAY.  Plus, I love her writing.

    shrinking kitchen

    but i like my butt!

    A Turtle's Life for Me did a great piece on how she cooks for the entire summer in one afternoon.  Who doesn't want to do that?  She breaks down her timeline and makes it sound über-easy.  I won't have to cook again for THREE MONTHS, you guys.

    food for a summer

    it's so simple

    Do you guys plan your meals?  What are some favorite recipes?  Ever try the freezer-prep method?  Tell me!

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    I didn't know my blog had been rated by an unknown force.  Hey, this is worth $1390?  SOLD!

  • – writing *huh* and *hug* have two very different connotations that spell-check  cannot save you from.  #gladIedited #metime #austinburgrules

    – I want a shirt with the word "coach" on the back.  I feel like people (especially random ones on the street) would really respect my authority that way.

    – why haven't I tried screenprinting?  It seems like a fun way to spend an afternoon, and you get a shirt (with the word "coach" on the back) out of it.  Plus, I've heard screenprinting is classy and awesome.

    – apparently, I'm "buff" and "skinny", which I did not know until I posted that picture on Friday and y'all told me so.  I don't get very many photos taken of me since I'm usually the one manning the camera and hadn't really seen a full-length shot in about 9 months.  Turns out running and not eating crap works pretty well.

    – vertigo, again.  What the hell?  I attribute it to "low iron" and "too much playing on playground equipment".  Like this thing…

     

    it spins

    might have been over-enthusiastic about my usage of this spinny thing

     

    White Collar.  Fun.

    – season premieres.  Fun?  In theory.  More on that Wednesday.

    – road trip planning.  ROAD TRIP PLANNING.

    – scootin'.  On my scooter.  

    – have you written anything lately?  Like pen-to-paper writing?  My handwriting is freaky, man.  We all (Generation Xers) lament the inevitable loss of handwriting skills and spelling acuity with the rise of the ever-present computer and spell-check, so I decided to rally against my pet peeve and pull out ye olde pen.  Oy.  I mean, look at it.

     

    handwriting

    LOOKS AT IT!

     

    – still off caffiene.  A very reliable source told me after 40 days of not drinking it, I'd be golden, so WHY AM I NOT MORE SHINY?  I'm at 41 days.  Not that I'm counting…. in hours anymore. 

    – I'm learning to embrace decaf coffee, but most decaf tastes like shit.  Pardon my English.

    What have you been up to?  Any trips to the apple orchard?  Pumpkin Spice Lattes?  Or maybe a trip to the beach.  Who knows?  Tell me.

     

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    watched a lot of this guy this weekend

     

  • I went to a competition.

    My dresses, however, did not come with me.

    Yes.  I packed up all my bags, the little ladies' bags, Gordon's dance gear, my dance gear, and piled it all together in my bedroom with my dresses hanging above the pile on the door.

    We got up in the morning.  We drove to Chicago.  We figured out what time we wanted to be at the competition and I started getting ready an hour and a half before that.  

    I was finishing up my hair (makeup was complete) when The G came in and said, "You should put your dresses in the car."

    "They are in the car," I replied.

    Then we looked at each other.

    No, they were still hanging on the bedroom door.

    Neat.  NOT.

    I kept thinking, "What am I? An amateur?"

    But no, that is just insulting to amateurs.  

    Amateurs, and most pros, triple-check their packing lists.  I mean, that's the nightmare, right?  NOT having your costumes.

    "Oh, just ask the vendors," advised everyone.

    The vendors are lovely, really.  But unless you are a US finalist, have bought a dress recently from that vendor, are sponsored by them, or know the right people, they don't want to lend you a dress.  Tanner, sweat, and possible tears (tears like "ripped fabric", not "the product of crying") aren't worth the time of lending you a dress.  Some vendors will rent, for an arm and a leg.  But then you're out that arm and leg, and they come in handy for dancing.  

    With a little over an hour before we're supposed to dance, I'm scouring the ballroom asking man pros if they have any students or partners with extra dresses available for rent.  Running into a favorite coach, he and I expressed the same odd situation where, although we were at a local competition (it's all local in the Midwest), we didn't know most of the people there.  

    So I got my big girl pants on and accosted strangers asking for costumes.  Everyone was so friendly and nice and helpful, but to no end.  The G and I considered scratching.  

    Then someone pointed out this fab girl to me, remembering she had changed "17 times" that day.  I nearly tackled her as she came off the floor after awards and without blinking an eye, she gave me her hotel room key and told me where her dresses and jewelry were.  

    I was off to the ball!

    Fifteen minutes before our heat, I had a super fabulous dress for Rhythm and a new fairy godmother.

     

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    in honor of the glorious Sophia, fairy godmother to the forgetful

    Lesson learned: bring your f-ing costumes.  

    The end.  

    Looking for a good deed to complete your week?  Check out this Kickstarter campaign for a documentary called Swing!  You donate $1 or more and get the knowledge you're helping a sweet dance film get made, PLUS goodies (anything from your name on a website to passes to a dance festival to a producer credit).  

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    One year ago: Request for Thread, a plug for Beyond Ballroom Dance Company

     

  • In honor of National Crochet Day, here's some patterns and loveliness to make all you hookers* drool.

    * – because in crochet you use a hook, not needles (like in knitting); "crocheters" sounds stupid; not like Lafayette in True Blood calling everyone "hookers" as an odd term of endearment; it's funny; [sigh] 

    Larksfoot pattern from Sarah London Textiles - pretty much love everything about this: colors, pattern (an easy-to-count/not-easy-to-screw-up one), look.  

     

    larksfoot crochet

    Sarah London Textiles

     

    – a designer look with handmade love?  Okay.  If you coveted any of the Missoni line that Target had last year, here's your chance.  A free pattern and an awesome photo prop (the old school Fisher Price record player).

     

     

    – I'm a big fan of afghans and even though I'm loathe to follow a pattern (or a recipe, for that matter), I might make the effort for this one.

     

     

    – I can't understand a word she's writing, but she sure does crochet purty.

     

     

    – Knitted?  No.  Some crazy lady actually crocheted these intricate bad boys.  And then died.  Because what other greatness could you accomplish after this, really?

     

     

    – While we're on the subject of Ridiculousness, let's look at this:

     

     

    If you haven't seen the movie My Neighbor Totoro, you don't live at my house… But the guy that crocheted this adorable little character from the movie, also crochets many tiny creatures and sells them for your miniature enjoyment.  

    He also creates somewhat normal-sized adorable things like this:

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    Don't know how to crochet yet?  Soon, very soon, I'll resurrect the YODEL for learning and crafting fun.  It'll be epic.  EPIC.

     

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    One year ago: LLLL – it was sunny.

     

  • – harassment from my dear readers about writing a post.  Oh, darlings, I didn't think you cared!  Mmmmwah!

    – apology: I'm sorry.  I skipped one post when we were competing two weekends ago and man, it was a slippery slope.  Monday came and went while we drove back across the Midwest, and now it's 8 entries that I've skipped.  Bad blogger!  Bad!

    – a million stories from the ballroom competition.  I'll give you the good ones on Friday.  Teaser: I'm a idiot.

    – a family "gate" with The G, ladies, and I.  (It was a "date", but Mae Cake swears up and down how much she loved the "gate".)  DATES INVOLVE WALKING AND EATING.  THAT'S IT.  [stares hard at young girls]

    – another gym membership.  I think this one might stick.  Really.  Yoga, sauna, free studio space for practicing, FREE CHILD CARE, televisions (yes, I listed that), FREE CHILD CARE, lovely pools and hot tubs, tanning, friendly staff…  FREE CHILD CARE!

    – and no pictures from the last two weeks, because my phone is taking forever to download the video of my bestie reading the amazing book we wrote for her at the baby shower.   I know creative people.  

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  • The WIP is progressing… still.  

    crochet stripe afghan

    I'm freaking loving it (like McDonald's, except I don't really love Mickey D's anymore) and have decided my new "thing" will be crocheting afghans with stripes.  

    People in conversation will identify me by saying:

    "Oh yeah, the Kate that crochets stripey afghans?"  

    Once again, I'm going to pack it in the car when we go to our next competition.  It's possible the greenery of Wisconsin will lull me into my crafting state.  

    crochet WIP

    it's ready to go

    Let's hope.
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    smolder holder

    One year ago: Mary, Mary, Quite Contary – pattern for a crocheted flower

  • 07 If You Don't Know Me By Now 1

    If you don't know me by now, you don't know…

    – I'm lip-syncing the hell out of this song right now.

    – I'm missing that cup of cream with coffee right now.  

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    – that day I ate those 8 muffin?  Each one tasted THAT good.

    – I avoid the basement (and therefore, laundry) because there are Mice (well, A  Mouse was…) and Spiders down there.  

    – I get weak in the knees when hearing "The Scientist", "Shanty By The Sea" or "Let's Get It On" every single time.

    – how much I like cooking, uninterrupted.

    parmesan chicken with pesto pasta

    – my mad ballroom teaching skillz.

    – how much I'll pay you (in baked goods) to wash my dishes and sweep my floor. 

    – that Viennese Waltz is my favorite dance right now, even though it is The Worst.

    – how few times a week I shower.

    running sucks, but is the first choice.  

    – how I never refer to myself as a Professional Ballroom Dancer, because I think it sounds horrible: boastful, prideful, arrogant.  But… that's what I am.  Paging Dr. Freud?

    – that I'd like to take voice lessons.  

    – my kids are the smartest, funniest, most polite little people.  

    except here

    What should I know about you?  Coffee or tea?  Lemon or lime?  Sweet or salty?  Early bird or night owl?  Driver or passenger?  Golfer?  Dancer?  Musician?  Underwater basket weaver?

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    coveting his beverage and humming this

    One year ago: Something From Nothing – my favorite easy soup recipe

     

  • What is so great about a chopped salad?  

    Everything.

    Except for the chopping.  

    That gets a little excessive.

    But yum.

    lettuce

    natural ombré- so trendy

    [How does one pronounce "ombré"?  I like to think it's said "hombre", like a dude in Spanish.]

    Jamie Oliver turned me on to chopped salads after I read his Food Revolution book (gah, how many times can I recommend this?).  It sounded fun:

    If nothing else, they can offer you some chopping practice, so why not make something tasty while you're practicing your knife skills?

    I mean, really, he didn't have me sold until "knife skills".  

    There's the miniature aspect of the chopped salad:

    Everything's so tiny!  So cute!  Let's eat it!

    There's the simple eatin' trait:

    *scoop.  munch.*

    There's the all-inclusive behavior:

    Beans!  Lettuce!  Cheese!  Avocado!  Salami!  Tomato!  Apple!  Egg!  Kitchen sink!

    There's the well-dressed theory:

    Delicious fat and flavor covering up every bite of those healthy things!

    There's the faux-pas avoidance love:

    This is so much less embarrassing to eat than a regular salad *eyeing lady on date at adjacent table wrestling an iceberg wedge*

    There's the Mae Cake namesake:

    We have chomp salad for dinner?

    What's not to love?  

    Here's more people that love a green meanie…

    I suggest you go get some servings of fruit and veggies by throwing one of these together this week.  

    Chop chop.  

    Hahahahaha!  Food/cooking pun!

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    One year ago:  LLLL, best manicure ever.

  • – some… stuff?  Seriously, I have no idea what happened over the last week except I know I didn't drink any coffee.  I accidentally sent myself into caffeine withdrawal after sipping a too-sweet, cold-not-on-purpose, leftover cup on Monday and forgetting to wash the French press on Tuesday, so by WednesdayermehgawdwhatisHAPPENINGTOMYBRAIN?

    I highly do not recommend quitting caffeine cold turkey.  It will make you [if you're me]:

    1. get a really bad headache
    2. get a really bad headache that somehow makes your back hurt
    3. get a really bad headache that hurts your back and kind of makes you want to throw up and definitely makes you not want to eat anything
    4. get a terrible headache that shoots pain behind your ears periodically and won't let you move your eyes without them hurting
    5. get a terrible headache with the shooting pain and the no-eye-movement AND a fever
    6. have a really high fever.  I mean, really.  A fever?
    7. a total wench after all that goes away.  

    Yeah, that's right.  I'm a wench right now.  A "total" one, even.  I suck.  

    Do not engage.

    – a photo-a-day challenge with an awesome hashtag.  To clarify, it stands for What The Focus, not Waltz Tango Foxtrot.  Aaaaaaand, this is not my idea, it's from Lululemon.  I'm soooo in.  You'll be able to see my pics in the Instagram feed on mah blog on the right.  Or you can follow me on The Instagram (riotandfrolic, yo).

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    because all hashtags should be hilarious #metime

    – a trip to the MN State Fair.  For food, folks, and fun.  And butterflies, and goats, and more food.  And a friend won a blue ribbon for her brownies!  A BLUE RIBBON!  How talented is she?  And when is she bringing brownies over to my house?

    donuts

    would you like some man nipple with your donuts?

    – I think I also saw a band with my husband play for my 5th wedding anniversary.  And I mean, I watched my husband play in his band while I had a date with a friend.  Sexy.  There's a joke about wood somewhere in there…

    – what, you don't wear a crown while watching movies?

    how to watch a movie

    duh

    How was your week?  Caffeine-fueled [jealous!]?  

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    One year ago: Happy Anniversary, sappy!

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    Let's be honest.  I wish this happened.  But every time I dance? I turn into the self-loathing, perfectionist, bitchy, hot-tempered, prideful, rude, jealous, selfish version of me.  

    Oh, wait.  That's when I practice.

    Happy Friday!

     

    Sean patrick flanery

    in nomine patris, et filii, et young indiana jones chronicles