Riot and Frolic

a mostly ballroom dance, but also a bunch of other stuff, blog

Category: Dancetastic

  • A dear friend of mine is a very Godly person.  Like, heinous people cannot muster any meanness towards her because she is SO GOOD.  Like, I don't really understand most religiousy stuff unless she's around.  I think she uses osmosis. Anyhoo, she was talking about a religion class she was taking and how it really…

  • Things I've learned this week: Murphy's Law will get you.  Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow… But SOMEDAY.  Someday, you'll forget your dance costume (hopefully you remember before you're in a different state); someday, your makeup remover will escape it's seemingly-spillproof packaging and be all over EVERYTHING; someday; you will completely space an entire corner…

  • – saw two men pole-dance.  2, young-at-heart (NOT OLD) men, fully dressed in suits, swirling around a stripper pole.  It was just as funny as it sounds.  My face hurt from laughing so much.  [insert Dad Joke: your face hurt me, too.  Ba-dum-bum.] – finally carved that pumpkin that's been sitting around.  It's more of…

  •   "For" is the worst.   She looks good for having 3 kids. She dances well for doing 9-Dance. She moves great for being pregnant.  She sees a lot for wearing contacts.   What? That's right.  "For" doesn't make any sense.  It's an excuse to do worse. I've been trying to avoid "for" since I…

  • – the culmination of a lifetime of learning.  A freaking epiphany after years and years of practice and education.  A beautiful "light bulb" (or "gloeilamp", I suppose) moment that is going to change my life.   Not to overstate it or anything.   – realization that I have no stomach muscles whatsoever.  It turns out…

  • Recently, I found this AMAZING infographic from Zintro.com.   see it better by clicking the text link above   My ballroom dance practice sessions and I haven't been getting along lately, but this nifty picture put things in perspective a bit.   Expert Status Thankfully, I discovered I'm an expert, according to the graphs.  It'd…

  • After watching some recent footage of myself dancing, and witnessing a few Zumba classes, salsa dancers on the town, and DWTS clips, I realized most of us need to be more comfortable being idiots.  For instance, I refer to most of my dancing as "having tea": it's very proper (posture, technique, facial expression) and nice,…

  • – the cutest and most thoughtful gift from a friend (and reader): personalized frames for each of the little ladies.  [insert imagined picture here, for anonymity's sake HAHAHAHA! but seriously] – dang, a lot of people are awake and in their cars at 7am.  Is that what you all do?  How do you stay awake…

  • A video of your ballroom dancing is a really great learning tool.  You can see your own foot faults and weird lines, notice bad facial expressions, get an overall impression, and have a visual of what you look like (instead of an often-distorted self-image). That being said, watching said videos is a not a really great way…

  • Director's note: Goldilocks will be played by Kate in this week's performances. Once, there was a little girl named Goldilocks.  She was a total beeeeeeeach to practice with, because she was always complaining about something.     you wouldn't know it by this picture, but Goldilocks is a total wench   This week, Goldy is…