Riot and Frolic

Food: it's mine.  

If I doled it out in some sort of serving size while you weren't around, then the servings per container is ONE.

Meals are one thing.  I LOVE making food for people and want everyone to eat and eat and eat.

But snacks?  NO.  NO SHARING.

This tends to be a problem in my house since there are vultures who can hear a crumb dropping into the sink as you eat a cracker with cheese on it over the sink. Or rascals who claim to want trail mix, only to eat all the M&Ms out of it.  Or milk siphoners who steal all the milk for your cookies.  

And snacking is a bit of a necessity as pregnant lady.  Or active person.  Or busy person.  Or any adult.  Or child.  Or any person, in general, don't you think?  

I mean, blood sugar levels are not to be messed with.

Then I discovered Graze.

A friend of mine (Hi, Megan!) recently touted the awesomeness of this snack delivery service.  Skeptical of subscription services, "healthy" snacks (that so aren't), and giveaways, I scoured their website for loopholes.

Y'all, it's my dream come true.  

They LITERALLY deliver healthy snacks to your door (home OR office) in a brown box (read: incognito food container) with perfectly portioned tasty things inside.

You guys.  PISTACHIOS.

I got hooked with the "first box free" thing, because after triple-reading the fine print, I could totally cancel the membership/subscription/next delivery before I was charged without any BS cancellation fees.

The neat treats came and I stayed on.  I'm on the third box and I DIG IT.

A) The first one is free.

B) The snacks are totally tasty.

C) They are things I could not would not will not make at home.

D) The serving sizes are PERFECT.  You know when you get a snack, let's say, a bag of chips, and you eat it and you're like [mwah mwah], I'm still hungry? That has not happened with Graze.  I'm not saying it's a meal, but if it's 3pm and you're all "Where's my salty/crunchy/chewy/sweet pick-me-up?" and you grab the appropriate box, you will be sated.  

E) It's $6.50 per box including shipping.  That's about one trip to Starbucks.  

F) Here's where Megan won't believe me, but since I hoard these little bits to myself, I stick a box in my bag and when I'm crashing and crabby and want to stop at McDonald's and realize I have something better with me, I can make one delivery box last until the next one (I get them every two weeks).

G) It's like getting a present.  In the mail.  Not a bill.  In the mail.  

Oh what, you have a family or you're generous or something?

Well.  

Graze is coming out with a Big Box, which would be great for people who like to share, or work in an office, or are just like to hoard in larger quantities.  

Also, what a great, inexpensive treat to send to a friend on their birthday, or if they're having a lousy week, or just for fun?

Do you want to try it?

Click here on this cute coupon and enter the code (KW4CYTXCP).  Your first box is free. Really! 

 Note: this, sadly, is a totally unsponsored post.  

PEACE.