Riot and Frolic

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I own and rock people’s faces off teaching ballroom dancing at Dancers Studio in St. Paul, MN. My husband and I compete professionally in American style and wrangle eight children in our spare time. I’ve been teaching and competing in ballroom dancing for over 25 years and have lots of opinions on it. I am an expert by any means, but there are quite a few dancers who are better than me and I have a solid knowledge of basic technique, so suck it.

Living the Single Life

Here's what I do when there's no one around (and there's no threat of anyone catching me doing any of this):

  • I eat a huge bag of Chex Mix and a huge bag of Whoppers, and nothing else, for two days.
  • I talk to myself… a lot.
  • I talk to myself… loudly.
  • I practice my sexy dance moves.
  • I never open the curtains (see above).
  • I go to sleep at horrendously late hours of the night.
  • I get up at 6am.
  • I fall asleep at 9am and 9pm for 15 minutes.
  • I have a TV show constantly playing on my computer.
  • I don't wash dishes.
  • I keep using the same, unwashed plate/bowl/spoon/fork/cup for every meal.
  • I don't do laundry.
  • I wear pajamas all the time, unless I have to leave the house.
  • I sing loudly.
  • I play the same song over and over and over and over and over. 
  • I leave all the lights on when I go to sleep.
  • I don't drink ANY water, but lots of coffee.

What do you do when you're alone?  

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 One year ago: Ladies' Afternoon, in which the ladies lunch.

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2 responses to “Living the Single Life”

  1. MFER Avatar
    MFER

    You been spying on me? Wow

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  2. Barbara Avatar
    Barbara

    Definitely sleep with the lights on, because I fall asleep reeallllly late with a book in my hand. Only pajamas, check. LOVE the idea of re-using the dishes..although I might just eat heated up frozen stuff that has cardboard…not sure. I wonder when I was alone here? I wonder if it was in this century?

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