Riot and Frolic

– I'm the victim of a perp!  Someone stole my camera (yeah, that new one ) and my gin.  What?!…  And LB's delicious whiskey, which she ironically had here for safe keeping.  I'm fine (don't feel scared or violated or anything needing therapy).  But I could use a good punching bag.  I'm quite pissed.  I'm trying to get over it by typing this here post.

– Mae Cake's 2nd birthday was a blast-y.  

V and MC split a cupcake with candles in it every day for a week.  We'd sing Happy Birthday, then the destruction would begin.

Let's re-enact the crime…

– we also had a swingin' party for her on Saturday.  I'd post pictures of it, but somebody stole my camera.  

– The G and I bought her this awesome tent, which about ten times bigger than I thought it would be.  If she didn't like it, I was claiming it for myself.

(Buy your own here, Kids Enchanted Tree Play Tent.  There's only one left.)

– there's curtains in the window and other door for this tent, which brought around the interesting fact that V can tie a knot.  

She was opening the tent curtains one morning and said, "Momma, I know how to tie a knot."  

And I, being the great mother I am, said, "You don't know how to tie a knot."

And V said, "Yes, I do.  You just take this one go around this other one and stick it through here and then pull it."  

And it's true.  That's how you tie a knot.  

– a pink cake, by request of the lady of honor.

– V gave me a present.  I really couldn't ask for much more.

Rock on, tiny dancer

Victim of lust and victim of vampirism