"Polish" as is…
Not…
My bestie just bought a house and I'm giving her a little housewarming present.
Since we're both Polish, I went all traditional and baked her some salt-encrusted bread and prettied up a broom for her.
Because tradition is classy. And cheap.
Besides representing all that is holy and Polish (and therefore, awesome), the gifts have meaning:
Salt- keeping life flavorful
Bread- that you never go hungry
Broom- to sweep away your troubles
Brooms have a whole bunch of freaky traditions and superstitions to go along with them, like:
- don't take it with you when you move
- don't sweep any thing out without FIRST sweeping something in (what?)
- don't sweep at night (well, obviously)
- also give an apron to a new bride to bring prosperity
The last one is actually how the dollar dance started. The newlywed lady would don an apron and
sweep everyone off the floor. Then, a guest would offer money to dance with her, which she would put in the pocket of her apron.
And then you'd break a plate and take a shot of vodka.
Or something.
Crazy Polish people.
Represent!





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