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I own and rock people’s faces off teaching ballroom dancing at Dancers Studio in St. Paul, MN. My husband and I compete professionally in American style and wrangle eight children in our spare time. I’ve been teaching and competing in ballroom dancing for over 25 years and have lots of opinions on it. I am an expert by any means, but there are quite a few dancers who are better than me and I have a solid knowledge of basic technique, so suck it.

A Random Comparison

Lady Gaga vs. Ke$ha.  

Go.

Lady Gaga

Makeup:

 

Lady Gaga KISS makeup

Part of the KISS army or Ziggy Stardust??

 

Ke$ha

Makeup:

 

Ke$ha star face

Johnny Weir [anybody?] or… Ziggy Stardust?

 

Lady Gaga

Hometown:

Very East Coast

 

NYC skyline

NYC and 212

 

Ke$ha

Hometown:

Very West Coast

 

LA skyline

Palm trees and the 405

 

Lady Gaga

Heritage:

Italian

 

Olive Garden exterior

Because it's just spaghetti and breadsticks over there

 

Ke$ha

Heritage:

Polish (and therefore Awesome)

 

Potochki Vodka

We like vodka and sausage. Period.

 

Lady Gaga

Crazy Outfit:

Meat dress

 

Lady Gaga's meat dress

How can I write a caption for this?

 

It's so hideous.

Ke$ha

Crazy Outfit:

Neon sign

 

Ke$ha in neon

Jem and the Holograms

Truly, truly, truly outrageous?

Lady Gaga

Top Single:

 

Among several others

Points for having Alex Skarsgård in the Paparazzi video.

Ke$ha

Top Single:

 

Among several others

Points for the boob adjustment in the We R Who We R video

Lady Gaga

Ruined forever because of a weird dance/workout routine performed by not-the-most-talented preteen girls choreographed to "Bad Romance".  

Ke$ha

Everything sunny all the time always.  Good time.  Beach party.

 

 

Will Arnett, GQ, no socks

Let's have a "talking like this" contest

 

 

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